My dog just took a gargantuan piss in the middle of the tv room. I stepped in it while I was walking over to grab the remote control from the treadmill. Now I'm only wearing one sock. In other news, Tom Osborne (R - Nebraska) is talking about how schools aren't getting enough funding. He's done. Now Susan Davis (D-California) gets two minutes. She's talking about a bill that would make it illegal for cocker spaniels to piss in the middle of your den. "Mr. Chairman, there is simply no reason why any adult cocker spaniel should be pissing anywhere but outside."
Now Fred Upton (R-Mich) is also enthusiastically supporting this bill (apparently it has significant bipartisan support). "Mr. Chairman, it's a disgrace that in this day and age that innocent people should have to change their socks in the middle of the day because of canine urinary recklessness."
Ok, I'm going to post this and go clean the funk off the floor. Back in 5.